Who is the Wild Widow

Who is the wild widow? She lost the best thing she ever got to have at 35. She is pissed off at melanoma and the greater plan. She has two sassy spunky girls, that scare the shit out of her more with each passing day. She is staring down the barrel of her 37th birthday. She loves her free designer dog (a mutt really but that makes her feel bad). She is not a cat lady but she has two. She is about to acquire a free horse, which takes her back to her horse showing days, She loves LuLaRoe, hats, essential oils, wine, teal, ruffles, bleach and again for emphasis, wine.  She throws important papers away, doesn't meet deadlines and thinks that her financial planner is a total quack, and really doesn't listen to anything he says. She is me. Whoever that is anymore.